Two tickets to the Rolling Stones
Or a big huge party where everybody we know will go
These things and things like these
Are things I like so don't go thinking I don't
Don't be thinking I won't

It's just that...somewhere in the back of my mind
There's a tiny little voice talking all of the time
Saying wouldn't it be cool if they cancelled the show?
Yeah, what if we didn't have to go?

You and me doing nothing
Better than anything
You and me doing nothing
Is better than something with anybody else
You and me doing nothing

We could take off our concert clothes
And put on something old
Something big, something not hip at all
You know what I mean
We could watch a DVD or some bad TV
Get in bed, take a bath
Or just lay on the floor with the dog
Yeah, put a great album on

Some people gotta go out to feel in
Yeah, that's alright for the occasional grin
But ain't it so enrichin' to be laughing in the kitchen
Something cooking at 2am

You and me doing nothing
Better than anything
You and me doing nothing
Is better than something with anybody else
The best time doing nothing
That's what I wanna do
You and me doing nothing
Is better than something with anyone but you
You and me doing nothing
You and me doing nothing