I saw a dog last night
It was really fucking hungry
It came on and bit
My fucking leg

I Tried To Kick Its Ass
I Tried To Kick Its Ass
I Tried to kick Its ass
It fucked up my leg

I was in my car
Talking with my girl
I tried to kiss her
She had a dog in her bag

I Was so stupid to think
Who could get this girl
I worked so hard this night
But she told me some lies

I tried to kick its ass
I tried to kick its ass
I tried to kick its ass
It fucked up my leg

I´m so nice with her
She´s so stupid with me
I tried to be her man
But she has ten