Ok, i admit i'm no oil painting
I can see why you like them
But do they ever give you hugs, do they ever cook you meat
Do they ever give you rubs, do they ever keep you warm?

Ok, i admit i'm not a dreamboat
I can see why they are attractive
But do they ever give you hugs, do they ever cook you meat
Do they ever give you rubs, do they ever keep your warm?

That's my job and i hope i do it well
At least i know you like the rubs
You're the most beautiful thing to me
So i want you just for me and my love will only get stronger

Do they give you hugs, do they ever cook you meat
Do they ever give you rubs, do they ever keep you warm?

That's my job and i hope i do it well