Everybody's welcome to the hooley!
Everybody's welcome to the hooley!
As long as you ain't ructious or unruly,
'Cos Everybody's welcome to the hooley!

Ye eejits from white power, you can take a golden shower,
If you're gonna come here spoutin' all yer crap…
- 'though we fly our colours, it's no stick to beat no others,
Let's make it clear we're just here for the craic (fact: so no-one gets attacked!)

Everybody's welcome to the hooley!
Everybody's welcome to the hooley!
As long as you ain't ructious or unruly,
'Cos Everybody's welcome to the hooley!

I think you are mistaken when you see our flags we're wavin',
-You think we're sayin' somethin' that we're not:
After years of being oppressed, we're just proud we can express
What we are, and not confused with what we're not (& you bet yer life we're not!)

Every body's welcome to the hooley!, etc.

All those people back at home now, who didn't really roam now,
And are giving Xenophobia a go…
We're the very last nation that can begrudge immigration,
So shut up to feck - ya make a holy show! (Of all of us- with all your stupid fuss!)

So! -Every body's welcome to the hooley!, etc.
(Just repeat until everyone, kinda like, gets the general idea, y'know…)