Like a kitten with claws
I wear very big bras
And I think that your kinda cute
If you're getting robbed tell 'em don't shoot
Here's my number you can call me later
Maybe we can go out and talk about alligators?

I've got the funk, cos I'm pretty funky
I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky?
I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo.
Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food

I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real
and that's my deal
I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot

You can hate me on the internet, by telephone or to my face
But I know you just want a taste of my deep dish,
You'll be passing on that thin crusted momma

I'm gonna sing like Left Eye, and I'm goin' be brave like Selena

I've got the funk, cos I'm pretty funky
I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky?
I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo.
Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food.

I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real
and that's my deal
I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot

When I'm watching animal planet, it really makes me want to get a tiger cup
We could name it roar, take it to the movies, baby you and me, you'll be touchin on my boobys.

Don't be mean. Don't be a cheater
Or I'll crush you in a beat and put you in my hacky sack

I'll bring the funk, cos I'm pretty funky
I don't skinny dip do you want a chunky dunky?
I could be your lady platter, you could be by sugar poo.
Baby me and you together, sweet and tender as baby food

I keep it real, I keep it very real, I keep it so real
and that's my deal
I keep it hot, really hot, I'm barely never not, really hot
Like fire hot