Ah, the old theater
Seems just as it was
So many years ago
The stage, the piano
All the same
It brings me back to the night
that I first danced
And summoned my way into the heart of America
Yeah, Mr. Happiness they called me
and it seems only yesterday when I introduced
this song.....

Me loves she treats me like a king
You know she looks just like a queen
Someday I'll put her on a throne
We'll have a castle of our own

It's on the bundy sunny hill
There's an iron door and grill
There's a tower over the view
And a deep dark dungeon

Everyday at four o' clock
We'll tea
Her majesty the queen and me
And do our gatherings through the gale
And have a castle in Wales

I've always wanted my own draw brigde
A castle built for two
Comes with such excessories as a swimming pool
All the way around it

Hmmm, the castle in Wales a castle in Wales
a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...

Everyday at four o' clock
We'll tea
Her majesty the queen and me
And do our gatherings through the gale
And have a castle in Wales

Hmmm, a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...
a castle in Wales...