Ha ha ha
The Queen of the Beautifuls is back
Caitlyn J, American royalty
You all love me, babe
T-girls want me to do their hair and makeup
Girls hate me 'cause I'm the cause of their breakup
Diamond fingernails
And eight-inch heels
Babes on death row request me for their last meals

Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Conservatives scream when I walk down the street

They worship me like Jеsus
Praying at my feet
Flashin' all their cameras takin' pictures of mе
Goin' to their surgeons saying: Make me look like Caitlyn!
I love Trump like Anna Nicole loves TrimSpa
Applying MAC lipstick while wearing Candaces' training bra
Pink like my pussy
Hot like Jeb Bush
Ass up when you see me

Bitch, better have my money!
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Now all you dirty liberals
You love Caitlyn J
I see you lookin' at my pictures
Dicks gettin' hard

Go fix your healthcare plan
Make sure Hillary's hot
Pull down your Diesel jeans and show me that motherfucking cock
Do I like boys or girls?
Well, you'll never know
I'm not doin' your makeup
Filthy t-girl hoe
Spread 'em, forget 'em and then say my name
I'm Caitlyn fuckin' Jenner of Kardashian fame

Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Boys 'fess up
Girls 'fess up
All coked up, we want Cait
Trump 'fess up
Candice 'fess up
Sandy 'fess up, we want Cait
Kris 'fess up
Liberals 'fess up

Conservatives 'fess up, We want Cait!
What?
I know you all want me
So keep talking shit
Go on my Instagram and leave me a comment, babe
We did it